So finally my exams are over. LAM is overrrr! I cant believe I’m going to (hopefully) clear a subject (courtesy: easy paper) that I never understood
. Right, so let’s rewind a bit and see what’s been going on here at IIM Lucknow over the past few (very busy) days.
The student council elections were held sometime back (as I’d mentioned in a previous post), and the newly elected joint Acads secy in all the enthu that is associated with a new job organized remedial classes for Eco, Manac and Qam – each taken by a God level student in their respective subject. Let me clarify that everyone here is a scholar. Everyone attempts all questions in all exams. Everyone thinks they have done really well. And UNLIKE in engineering college, nobody feels shy about admitting that they have actually done well. Check out this sample conversation I had:
Me: So dude, we’ve just 20 hours to our next exam. You’ve finished studying all those one-billion chapters?
Dude: Yeah – its quite easy man. I actually finished them off while I was in the loo.
Me: Wow, that’s some efficiency you’ve got going there! How about yesterday’s paper?
Dude: I really SCREWED it up man.
Me: Really? (feeling a little happy and relieved that there was at least someone in my sinking boat)
Dude: Yeah, I was unable to attempt the last question worth 0.00005 marks. (Ding Dong Boing?!)
Me: Why, what happened? Didn’t you cover that in the loo?
Dude: Actually I wrote a four-and-a-half page answer, but I forgot to put a full stop at the end and a comma somewhere in between.
Me: Hah – That’s where I score above you loser! My answer only contains one comma and one full stop. Muhahaha.
We had all our exams starting at 2 pm. 2 pm to 5 pm for a half-credit course – which means its the equivalent of an end-term exam for that subject, as half-credit courses are there only for half a term. 2pm to 4 pm otherwise. I have this hostel neighbor who is a major nerd, who sleeps at 11.30 pm, wakes up at 8.30 am, has breakfast (kiss 1 hour goodbye), studies (nah, revises) something, sleeps off again for an hour or more, and then goes off to give his exam. After the paper, I’m generally perspiring, wondering what hit me – when Mr. Sleep-the-whole-day-yet-crack-all-exams neighbor would come up and say “Why dont these people set tougher papers?!”
Coming back to the point about Remedials. For a person of my level of academics, it’s probably a good idea to sit through all of them – as previous year papers are also discussed. I missed one of the 2 or 3 Manac remedial sessions there were, and the very same question that was solved that day was asked in the mid-term exam. Talk about bad luck! I made it a point to attend the other subject remedials only to find not a single question appear in any exam from what was discussed. Makes me wonder if someone were conspiring against me
Did I mention that mid term exam portions don’t carry over to the end terms? Yup, Boy am I happy! The worst thing in the world is to have to revisit chapters you have read 2 months ago and try to cram for an exam twice as big!
Let me share some subject-wise details about the exams here (Each prof sets his/her own paper):
1) Manac
We were asked one easy question on trial balances (which everyone and their brother cracked), one question on balance sheets (they should be called imbalance sheets) and one theory question where people usually unleash their pent up fury and write pages enough to fill five copies worth of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged.
2) Communications
Why aren’t all papers in the world like this one? We were given one text book as part of the course material. I don’t think anyone ever opened it. The questions were all so generic it was a pleasure to write an exam of the kind. Questions included “Spot the grammatical errors” (there were some really jarring mistakes too), “Summarize the article below”, “Rewrite this email in a better tone”, “Give one situation where you displayed creativity”…you get the idea. 3 hours of pure unadulterated bliss!
3) Economics
Eco is a very logical subject. You understand everything in class. Your understanding is greatly reinforced when you read the text book. Then you make some notes and you feel really nerdy about yourself. And then you take the exam. This is when ALL your logic will vanish instantly. Supply curves will look like demand ones, you’ll find the total diminishing value of your brain increasing unto infinity and all awesome formulas will appear in your head except the one you really need. Did I hear someone say ‘freakonomics’?
4) LAM
Legal Aspects of Management is a half-credit course, which makes the exam a 3 hour one as mentioned earlier. Funnily enough, the first person submitted his answer sheet within 45 minutes! One of the questions was “A sells a house to B, but doesnt handover possession yet. B sells this house to C and gets paid some amount by cheque. The contract between A and B falls apart. C goes to court demanding his money back. Which law is applicable. What do you think the Supreme court should do in this case?”. LAM is a good subject, but I cant understand for the life of me how someone can actually make simple English sound so complicated.
5) BIO
Behavior In Organizations. This is what is called “Globe” in the truest sense of the word – which in IIML parlance means “bullshit” (not in the true sense of the word
). In the exam, we were given 4 short cases – for example – “You are the manager of ABC company. Despite all your efforts, employees aren’t motivated. Why do you think this could be so? Use what you’ve learned in BIO on the basis of commitment, values and satisfaction to come up with solutions.” I am so used to expecting direct questions that when I saw these cases which required applications of what I’d mugged (yeah had to mug, no way out) I just totally blanked out for the first 10 minutes. Somehow I managed to write something by the end of 2 hours. As usual there were people who left in 45 minutes
6) QAM
This is Quant. or Math. or Probability – which is NOT particularly my favorite. Wasn’t the easiest of papers I thought. But post-exam discussions revealed that people were expecting god-marks in this paper as well. Why can’t all papers be like Communications?
Whatever the case may be, my marks notwithstanding, I’m through with the midterms here at IIM Lucknow. Unlike my college where exams would last more than a month, 6 exams were completed in 6 consecutive days flat. Time has flown past. 6 weeks are gone. This is where I think the beauty of an MBA really comes forth. A month and a half back I was sitting at home relaxing, watching TV, sleeping, sleeping, sleeping and absolutely unmindful of anything business related. But today, half way into the first term, I can proudly say that in record time, I have learned to analyze a company’s balance sheets and income statements, understand basic economics, look at Law from a different perspective and appreciate the importance of organizational behavior – although perhaps not as well as some of my loo-scholar-buddies
My next post is going to be about post-midterm celebrations and some quirks about the new subjects we have. Comments, suggestions and questions most welcome